Queer Dirty Laundry: Last Xmas

Last Xmas I gave you my ass
But the very next day you humped a gay
This year I'm saving my rear
I'll bottom for someone special

Last Xmas I gave you my hole
But the very next hour your dick went sour
This year I'm saving my rear
I'll bottom for someone special

Top me once so you're the guy
I kept my distance so your seed won't hit my eye
Tell me baby, do you still remember?
Well, it's been a year, but I can still feel your throbbing member

(Happy Xmas)
I wrapped it up in a magnum
And we used anal lube so I could enjoy your big man tube
Now I know what a tool you've been
But if you kissed me now I know you'll push my stool again

Oh, oh my baby

Crowded bathhouse, homos with spooge on their mind
I hid from you until I douched my behind
"My god," I said as you mounted You were someone to hit my prostate right on
Me, I guess I was just someone to cum on

A big knob on a lover with no desire in his heart
A man undercover but you tore his ass all apart
Ooh hoo, now I've found a new top
You'll never do me again

A big knob on a lover with no desire in his heart
(Gave you my butt)
A man undercover but you tore his ass all apart
Maybe next year I'll bottom for someone
I'll bottom for someone special

I'll bottom for someone
I'll ride someone who's bigger!
He's bigger!