I am hardly a morning person. I hate mornings. Alarm clocks
should never go off before 8:00am. Sadly, mine goes off at 3:00am some days.
Every morning regardless of the time, the first thing I do is clamber out of
bed, adjust my morning boner, contort my body in some sort of yoga pose
(Downward Bending Bone) in the bathroom so I don’t piss in my face (I’m not
into that), and pour a cup of heavenly warmth; my old friend… coffee.
Then I stumble
back into bed, back under the covers to drink that cup. I usually have about
three cups before I am able to converse with the human population and even then,
it’s only grunts or “yes” or “no” answers. It’s a process.
Therefore, the best part of waking up really is the coffee
in my cup, BUT let’s bring my love of men and coffee together! I like my men
like I like my coffee… hot, strong, with a dash of cream and in my bed.
How do you take your coffee?
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