I Like My Men Like I Like My Coffee

I am hardly a morning person. I hate mornings. Alarm clocks should never go off before 8:00am. Sadly, mine goes off at 3:00am some days.

Every morning regardless of the time, the first thing I do is clamber out of bed, adjust my morning boner, contort my body in some sort of yoga pose (Downward Bending Bone) in the bathroom so I don’t piss in my face (I’m not into that), and pour a cup of heavenly warmth; my old friend… coffee. 

Then I stumble back into bed, back under the covers to drink that cup. I usually have about three cups before I am able to converse with the human population and even then, it’s only grunts or “yes” or “no” answers. It’s a process.

Therefore, the best part of waking up really is the coffee in my cup, BUT let’s bring my love of men and coffee together! I like my men like I like my coffee… hot, strong, with a dash of cream and in my bed.

How do you take your coffee?

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Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer

It's finally here! AND just because he is hot, here's some pictures of Jamie Dornan. They better have a full frontal in this movie or I'm going to be pissed!

What is your opinion of Jamie Dornan? Is his take on Christian Grey going to live up to you expectations?

Click here for risque pictures of Jamie

Photo: Jeremy Meeks and his Peen?

Everyone has seen the mugshot that has taken the internet by storm! Jeremy Meeks was picked up by Stockton police on weapons charges and he shortly became an internet sensation after the Stockton police department shared his mugshot on their Facebook page. The mugshot, then was shared by every straight woman and gay man everywhere! The picture reached over 90,000 likes!

After the mugshot went viral, other pictures of Meeks leaked and it's safe to say that sometimes people just take a really good picture. 

Orange is definitely NOT the new black for Meeks. Though, in his defense many people cannot pull off orange. 

After the sexy mugshot reached the corners of the universe, people were questioning Meeks sexually. He confirmed he was straight, married and has children. Jeremy Meeks is currently being held on $900,000 bail. Words of advice for Mr. Meeks, invest in soap on a rope and don't drop it. I've seen a lot of gay prison porn.

Personally speaking Jeremy Meeks doesn't do anything for me, but I will admit he has very pretty eyes. 

CLICK HERE for Jeremy Meeks "alleged" nude photos. If these photos are real, then maybe gay prison porn is in his future. 

Photo: Darren Criss

Whether you love his character (Blaine) on Glee or not, one thing is clearly certain, Darren Criss is adorable! He has just that right touch of sex appeal and apparently body hair that would drive anyone crazy. Woof! He has that boy-next-door appeal that would actually make you want to spy on him nextdoor through a telescope. And then you'd get a restraining order placed on you, but it would have been worth it.

My friend Bobby has the world's hugest crush on Darren. He is Bobby's ideal man. (That happens to be straight.) Maybe it's his smile. Maybe it's the thought of Darren breaking out into song and serenading Bobby. Bobby has told me he had daydreams about that before. Let's face it, Darren is cute. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. He'd stay there till he made me sing! What are your thoughts on Darren?

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